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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

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Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ores Mined:	6905
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2120	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	6530	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6159
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8663	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	4887
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2316
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Items Found:	4342
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	3810	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	2476
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	42
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5194	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net