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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

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CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

play.castawaymc.net

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	641	Gods Slained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ores Mined:	6622	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

54.39.131.61:25600

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

play.gevezeoyuncu.com

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	411542	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	31	Ores Mined:	6499
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

play.justvanillamc.com

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

steinercraft.net

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

play.shotbow.net

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	3225
Votes:	8628	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

play.minewonders.com

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

play.alonemc.fun:65535

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

66.11.114.198:5035

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

88.209.197.24:21157

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

coolkidztable.com

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

gemora.my.pebble.host:25588

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

198.244.177.73:25696

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Star Shards Collected:	93
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

209.222.97.201

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Items Found:	2191	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

104.218.101.26:56640