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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.

Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Farms Harvested:	441	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	8917

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4609	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Dimension Hops:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	5676	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Zombie Dances:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ores Mined:	8434	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	221
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ores Mined:	6919
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5560
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	2679	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592