Crafty Devs LOLz

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Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Farms Harvested:	634
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RedditRuler Minecraft Server

age restrictions, Apple family, bio children, Boundaries, Child protection, Decision making, family dynamics, impulsive behavior, integration, internet safety, Minecraft, movies, online content, online viewing, parenting, reddit, RedditRuler, restrictions, rules, Server, teenagers, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1758	Dimension Hops:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LawnMowerLadz

Assertiveness, Boundaries, child labor, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disagreement, Etiquette, lawn mowing, LawnMowerLadz, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood kid, neighborly relations, payment, refusal, social norms, unwanted services, unwarranted expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

Alliance, Baltic Sea, base, cold war, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, NATO base, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, Proximity, russia, Russian border, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, Tension

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyAirForcePrime

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vulture Sanitation Service

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So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

STALKER Minecraft server

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The owner of the STALKER server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	289395	Mines Excavated:	3196
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

Active, Chaos, chickens, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Drool, Economy, Events, Expansion, hermitcraft, Infrastructure, Join, long term, MEGABASES, Non-profit, player-driven, Projects, rule, Server26, smp, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Polish Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Introducing our server, where we specialize in the art of editing Japanese cows – yes, you heard that right, Japanese cows!

Join us for a wild adventure as we transform these cows into majestic creatures with rainbow-colored fur and wings that shoot lasers. But that’s not all! Our cows also have the ability to speak in multiple languages and perform epic dance routines.

If you’re looking for a server that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief, then look no further. Join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	733	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

“They’re Trying To Get Me” – Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, fear of regret, gender dysphoria, gender dysphoria acceptance, gender dysphoria confusion, gender dysphoria help, gender dysphoria struggles, gender dysphoria support, gender dysphoria therapy, gender dysphoria treatment, Gender Identity, gender transition, male identity, mental health, Minecraft, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, smp, societal expectations, Theyre, Transgender, transitioning

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about questioning your gender identity again! Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. Join us and embrace your inner macho man, because here, we chop down trees with our bare hands, punch rocks into submission, and build towering monuments to our manliness.

Forget about transitioning, on our server, the only transition you’ll be making is from a noob to a pro builder. Our community is filled with rugged individuals who will show you the true power of masculinity in the world of Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave those thoughts of becoming a girl in the dust. You’ll be too busy crafting epic swords and slaying dragons to even think about it. Man up and join us today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Farms Harvested:	420	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LocksNBlocks

bathroom, BEDROOM, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, Door, family, Home Protection, key, Locks, LocksNBlocks, parenting, privacy, relationship, Respect, Safe, SECURITY, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value privacy and security just like this guy values his locks! Join us for a wild ride of protecting your virtual belongings with the most secure locks in the game.

Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.

Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SMP_SocialMediaIck

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Are you tired of seeing the same old basic builds on every Minecraft server? Are you ready for a server where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ExCraftedLoveLessons

acceptance, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, compromise, emotional intelligence, ExCraftedLoveLessons, forgiveness, growth mindset., healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, moving on, past relationship, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Trust

Are you tired of boring old relationships? Well, come join our Minecraft server and learn some valuable lessons that will make your love life as epic as a diamond sword! Our server is like a dating simulator, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old humans. You’ll learn valuable skills like communication (because you’ll need to strategize with your team to survive), patience (because mining for diamonds takes time), and teamwork (because building a castle is way more fun with friends). So come join us and level up your relationship game – who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Buildings Constructed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.