Crafty Devs LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	46600	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	228	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	163
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2578

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	162	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9175
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixel Middle Finger

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mines Excavated:	1624	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Items Found:	4705

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	4195	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	165
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Farms Harvested:	280
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	5235

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alien Invaders: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it’ll make your blocky head spin! Join now for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and creepers!

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri, or creating redstone contraptions with Dizzy Dokuro – the possibilities are endless! And don’t even get us started on the adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Join the Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prism, Ex-Tsunderia, Sayu Sincronisity, VReverie Extended, Kawaii, Idol Corp, and even Yubicraft! It’s a community so awesome, even Steve would be jealous!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server now and let your creativity run wild – just don’t blame us if you get addicted! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave – it’s like a diamond in the rough, but way more fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7295	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Glassy McSwordface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.