Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	118
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Enchantments Applied:	279
Buildings Constructed:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PlayHostServers

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Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchantments Applied:	267
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	3989	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4557
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	692	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Buildings Constructed:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	300
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2303
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!