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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1698 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4746 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!