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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 512 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3421 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!