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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 8733 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 6382 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
- Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
- We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
- Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
- We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!