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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	579	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

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AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Crops Grown:	4973
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Potions Brewed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	902
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Items Found:	8183

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	150	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	4591

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Votes:	9926
Magic Items Found:	7215	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt