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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

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IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Animals Bred:	111	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crops Grown:	5870	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
New Chunks Explored:	327806	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Mines Excavated:	2929	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3742

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4721	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6971	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Farms Harvested:	204
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	4217	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

play.stealcadia.com

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crops Grown:	1653
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

play.blithemc.co

Renascence

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

renascencesmp.org:2225

Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Villages Defended:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	2349
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

play.minetality.net

All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ores Mined:	6074	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

atm6.craftersland.net

FourLeaf

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	88	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

play.fourleafsea.xyz

GroundedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	851383	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ores Mined:	6652
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

play.groundedmc.com:25566

Minecraft Network

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Votes:	8127
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

209.192.242.148:25592

Vanilla Fun

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

vanillafun.com