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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	81

New Minecraft Servers

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4001
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Crops Grown:	2436	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9962
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	976526	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Votes:	3263	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	847062	Void Gems Collected:	40

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net