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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5947	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Gods Slained:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	124
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Items Found:	3505	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	204062

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6700	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	778331
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	145	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
New Chunks Explored:	690424	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001