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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	4515	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

New Minecraft Servers

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2832
Potions Brewed:	85	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mines Excavated:	3986	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Votes:	5379
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	116	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	217
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Potions Brewed:	116	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Votes:	4399
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	127
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net