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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Potions Brewed:	122	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	45862	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	7069	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4682	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1558
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5564
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Runes Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crops Grown:	5273
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Emeralds Found:	9981
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Mines Excavated:	3143

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net