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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8915 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7194 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 17 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!