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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Emeralds Found:	2892
Zombie Dances:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Enchantments Applied:	72	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3220
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Farms Harvested:	308	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34

i-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Want to play Pixelmon? Watch our PERSONALLY made Tutorial from this Link: WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL [NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers? -Pixelmon Showdown -Battle Tower -Real Gym Leaders, Elite Four Members and Server Champion -Boss Room -Training Tower -Boss Raids -Actual Survival (Building and Mining and Land Claiming) -Keep Inventory -GTS -WonderTrade Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

i-Pixelmon.com

HappyCloud

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	2707	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Newly Restarted Server, everyone is starting fresh! Drop Parties every Saturday! Tournaments every Sunday! Metronome Togepi Tournaments every Wednesday; pure luck decides the winner! No lag on our state-of-the-art server! Both player-run and NPC gyms! Beautiful route to explore and conquer! Friendly and helpful staff! Great community!

ms.happycloudmc.com

MineKeo Network

Earth, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Vietnam – TownySugus – KitkatSkyblock – 1.8.x – 1.20.x – Fun – Mingame – Discord. Join now and enjou our server! MineKeo number one. A minecraft world is waiting for you ahead. Invite your friends to join the server test now. Features will be continuously updated at discord.

minekeo.com

KiwiSMP

Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

1.20.1 SUPPORTED BEDROCK SUPPORTED SURVIVAL | ONEBLOCK| PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SMP | EARTHSMP | and more! Join the best Minecraft server today, KiwiSMP! We have an active staff team, organized events, a very friendly community, and more! So what are you waiting for? Check out kiwismp today! IP play.kiwismp.fun

play.kiwismp.fun

EcuaCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

EcuaCraft Network 1.8.X IP: mc.ecuacraft.club Mini games like: -SurvivalOP/Factions -Survival 1.8/Factions -PvP(PracticePvP, FFA, KitPvP, ComboFly, etc) -SkyBlock -SkyWars -Prison/RankupOP -HCF

mc.ecuacraft.com

Trap Legacy

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

A trap training and duel server where you can have fun, play without any problems and win rewards by voting. Don’t stay, join.

mc.traplegacypvp.com

HyperHub

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crops Grown:	1890
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

HyperMc is an online multiplayer game that offers an immersive and exciting gaming experience. With its unique features and gameplay, it is sure to captivate players of all ages. Join the adventure now and unleash your gaming skills in the virtual world of HyperMc. For bedrock Ip server : hyperhub.ovshosting.com Port server : 19456

hyperhub.ovshosting.com:19456

BumbleCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Emeralds Found:	6758
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

We’re a gaming community, supporting the LGBTQIA+ community to feel safe in a fun and interactive community. Allowing people to express and feel themselves. Our goal is to create an environment where everyone feels included, respected and safe. We hope you’ll join us on the journey to create the number one inclusive community.

ms.bumblecraft.net

VentureLand RPG

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5

A completely unique RPG game in minecraft ► A large hand-built open world map ► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles ► Custom items and loot ► Unique crafting system ► Economy and market ► Custom mobs ► Dungeons and bossesNo mods required! Use the IP to join

mc2.ventureland.net

BlzeSteal

Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Emeralds Found:	5731	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

BlzeSteal is a Lifesteal Factions Server. It’s known for having its own custom-made weapons, tools, and armor. The weapons in BlzeSteal are not just ordinary; they have special designs and powers, making fights more interesting.Server IP: play.BlzeSteal.net Bedrock IP: BlzeSteal.bedrock.minehut.gg, Port: 19132> LIFESTEAL > FACTIONS > RANDOMKITS > EVENTS > PVP

play.blzesteal.net

Azalea Realms

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Azalea Realms is a 1.20 Minecraft Network filled with new and amazing content you will love! We just released the first ever Border SMP, an awesome new twist on Minecraft. We also have a Simple SMP for anyone just looking to vibe and hang out!Azalea Realms has a community second to no other, and a server experience you will never forget! Join today and let us know what you think in our discord @ discord.gg/azalearealms!

join.azalearealms.com