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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

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HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7527	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crops Grown:	7628	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	637
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	3050	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Towns Built:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Buildings Constructed:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	203
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	8568	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Star Shards Collected:	183
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	19

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9927	Zombie Dances:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Crops Grown:	3763	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Animals Bred:	145
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

play.mineheart.net