Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

Advertised Prices, Asian culture, Asian Massage, Boundaries, Breach the Subject, Communication, consent, convenience, Crafty, creeper, funny business, inquiries, jacked off, Loss, MASSAGE, Massage Parlors, meets, Minecraft, Offending, PARLOR, Perverts, Professionalism, Questionable, Regular Massage, Relaxation, Respect, social etiquette, Tips, Tug Shack

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Villages Defended:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	7203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6081
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ores Mined:	4968	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/500	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	226
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/200	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4500
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	170
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Enchantments Applied:	270
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Votes:	742

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/100	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/400	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7515	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com