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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1189	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Items Found:	8017	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New Minecraft Servers

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4891	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	7697	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Dimension Hops:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	9199

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	951742
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	8510	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gods Slained:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2531

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	75	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	8158
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8764	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Items Found:	2663	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ores Mined:	8236
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club