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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	262	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9635	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	6424
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	204	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	5613
Secret Passages Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001