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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

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PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Towns Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7646	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Emeralds Found:	752

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8270	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	716	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Emeralds Found:	9817	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Farms Harvested:	369
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Crops Grown:	5511	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Join.Performium.co

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

pokeleague.net