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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	5601	New Chunks Explored:	822467
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

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MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Emeralds Found:	8911

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Projections Made:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	3651	Towns Built:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4703	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Emeralds Found:	3843	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	1421
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8816	Crops Grown:	8664
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	105	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	131
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Star Shards Collected:	272	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2429
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com