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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Votes:	8312	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Runes Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

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jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Items Found:	8022
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	9547

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	2

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Animals Bred:	146
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8172
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8791	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

gtamc.us

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	1117
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7430
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	697	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	6699	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Animals Bred:	161	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	5332	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crops Grown:	5890
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593