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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	5748	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

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HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5247	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Magic Items Found:	8980
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

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Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

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SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

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PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

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Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

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Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Dragon Eggs Found:	8318	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3064	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

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Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

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PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1571
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Animals Bred:	175

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

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