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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	4994
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

mcs.mccaverns.com

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

mc.pandacraft.cc

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9484
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

play.RenatusNetwork.com

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	335500
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

46.243.169.234

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

sb2.craftersland.net

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

play.minefrost.net

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3554	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

play.demonsland.fun

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

mcsugars.com

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	9798
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

mitslo.net

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

play.niftysmp.com

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	529102
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Mythria.net

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

play.axolotlsmp.com

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Shatteredvanilla.net

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

myne.fun