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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	590	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

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Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

play.cwoare.nl

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	8054
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

cherryland.club:25572

Faeberry

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

faeberry.net

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	174	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Star Shards Collected:	154	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Farms Harvested:	933
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Star Shards Collected:	83
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crops Grown:	2199	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	2123	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	422
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6220
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	1828	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4702
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8915	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	9019

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro