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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	558	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4448	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	578316	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Items Found:	7067	Animals Bred:	78
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	37

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	200
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Farms Harvested:	799	Votes:	9440
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchantments Applied:	118
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3097	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	39031	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	3918
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4408
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Enchantments Applied:	108	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	7105
Potions Brewed:	90	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

play.dreamers.fun