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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	175	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	3890
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ores Mined:	5842
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Farms Harvested:	273

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	3650
Meteorites Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Crops Grown:	5018	Magic Items Found:	7039
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Runes Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

org.cyt.gg

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

play.invadedlands.net

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

mc.safesurvival.net

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

ms.swancraftmc.com