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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7284	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Towns Built:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1883

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Enchantments Applied:	144
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Animals Bred:	43
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	4361	Herobrine Sightings:	1

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crops Grown:	7169
Potions Brewed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mines Excavated:	3254	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1592	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3200

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com