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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3301
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Farms Harvested:	969	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	2034
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2274
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
New Chunks Explored:	214613	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com