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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

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SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	1820
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

sf3.craftersland.net

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

org.AspiriaMc.com

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	8473
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

mc.blurkit.net

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	2148	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7249

mc.isoVerse.net

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	131	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

fun.minecraft.pe:26259

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

nohub.boxxynetwork.eu

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	5500
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

mc.vexstria.pro:25617

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

play.dotarch.co

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mines Excavated:	3417
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

play.xcraft.my

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

risingdragon.icu

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Votes:	8328
Buildings Constructed:	40	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

mc.snowdensmp.com