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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

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Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	156
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

wbsmp.pitchfork.studio

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	84	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

mc.dragonsoul.biz

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	164
Magic Items Found:	3162	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

play.aslanmc.com

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	186	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3329

mc.snowdensmp.com

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5279	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

play.sgcnet.xyz

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

play.detox.network:25575

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1789
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

199.127.63.45:25756

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

mc.hyrulegaminggroup.com

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3002
Dragon Eggs Found:	6751	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crops Grown:	2908

annwnrp.net

Mineplex

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to one of the largest Minecraft Server in the world. We offer 40+ games at Mineplex, including old favorites and the best new games that you will love!We have a very helpful community, large staff and the best owners around to make your experience on Mineplex an unforgettable one.Come check us out!

us.mineplex.com

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Votes:	3134	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	182	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	250
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ores Mined:	5082
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Love Letters Sent:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	179
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

play.blizzardmc.xyz