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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8264

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

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MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7010
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Falling into the Void:	3

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Void Gems Collected:	40
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5171	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	26	Towns Built:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8397
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Votes:	5440
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	6117	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Divine Spears Created:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net