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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Ethicraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	6525
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Towns Built:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl

Wildcat Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4722
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Votes:	4393	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

198.55.108.135:25596

SkyyLands

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

108.166.172.57

kazzolina

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1093	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

“AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

-snoopy

az-mc.us

PaxArtfex

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

192.99.21.19

mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Farms Harvested:	833
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crops Grown:	9334
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

mc.nwps.fi

Skyblock-France

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	278	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

87.98.195.44:25965