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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

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AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dimension Hops:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Crops Grown:	4303	Dragon Eggs Found:	7413
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Farms Harvested:	513

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mines Excavated:	1395
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8407	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	128
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	188
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Falling into the Void:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6489
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net