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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6993 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!