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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8

New Minecraft Servers

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LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ores Mined:	3054
Star Shards Collected:	271	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	6748	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6390	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Farms Harvested:	588
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1211
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	677	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Emeralds Found:	4307	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Animals Bred:	188	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5086	Gods Slained:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Void Gems Collected:	31
Crops Grown:	2062	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz