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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	6138
Alien Abductions:	5	Farms Harvested:	278
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

Blocklandia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Emeralds Found:	1847	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Animals Bred:	169
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1841
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Towns Built:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6607	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	139
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154

Knight world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Knight world

198.154.113.26

CaptainJayCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Runes Activated:	0

We provide a server with almost everything and minimal rules. We have SurvivalGames, Factions, Plots, Creative, Avatar. Survival, Skyblock, HardCore and many more! So come join us and spread the word!

209.105.236.229

ArchonCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Application Form—— https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1dPyx1kvo9hGFUwAKtAbW8df3ge1oG63Om3Vn9lJLnH8/viewform —– Application Form

Welcome to Archoncraft! i started this server with the hope of creating a nice community of player similar to the Mindcrack server. This server will be for youtubers to come and record LP’s and such. My YouTube Channel is YouTube.com/Captainjfud, I have wiped the slate clean and am starting afresh. Do not worry i to will be recording videos and lps on the server. Please will out the Application form above if you would like to join Archoncraft!

192.227.132.195:25665

YoupWn

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

mcMMO / Factions / MobArena / Creative world

fr.youpwn.org

Citi-Build Community

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

A Popular Minecraft server Network with server consisting of things like!

-Factions! -Prison! -Survival Games! -Freebuild! -SkyBlock! -And Much Much More!

Staffed by some of the top and most mature respected staff in the whole Minecraft community! This group of staff helps to make your time and experience as best as it can be and meet the standards that we look to meet and that others look to us to meet! So we hope to see you on the server soon, and have a nice day!

CB-HUB.COM

{Phx}Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	6465	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

server.phoenixugs.com

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Towns Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us