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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Animals Bred:	50	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Potions Brewed:	76	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Crops Grown:	3657

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1653	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Animals Bred:	132	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3621	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Animals Bred:	118	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Animals Bred:	81	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4535
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	153	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Potions Brewed:	46

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5894
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Votes:	9485
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5864
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	892
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

mc.mineverso.com