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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7952	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

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Skyblock

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

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CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5976	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Votes:	8646	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

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UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

MC.Unknowncraft.us

Mc-Designbox

Creative

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

93.186.207.67

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

superizee.com

Amish Paradise

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3926
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

mc.amishsmp.net

BeastsmC Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	172	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

s.beastsmc.com

Mineconomy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2046	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

play.mineconomy.org

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Runes Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

172.245.31.104

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5289	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	823665
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

play.wickedcraft.net

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8762

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Classicsb.com

Octopia Network

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2125	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Votes:	143	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

play.octopia.net

CorpsCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

69.175.57.211

Dragons Hammer Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	87	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

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mc.dragonshammer.es

GodzCraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

GodzCraft [Factions] [Creative] [Parkour]

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