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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

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Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	66	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

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Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1602
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	10

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6811
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	179
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	648
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun