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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8484 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to uncover the mystery of why Steve is actually a Jewish pawn in a secret conspiracy involving diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. Will you be able to unravel the truth and save the world from certain doom? Or will you get distracted by our adorable pet creepers and spend hours trying to tame them?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of clucking minions to do his bidding. Will you be able to defeat him in a fierce battle for control of the coop, or will you end up joining his flock and becoming a loyal subject?
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!