Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Antispam, banner, Cases, description, Floodprotect, fp help, GIF, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, Mods, OWNER, personal account, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	116	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	170
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2834	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3064
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crops Grown:	1431
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Star Shards Collected:	284	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Magic Items Found:	6188	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Farms Harvested:	169
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crops Grown:	4806	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	105
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6587

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1014
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

Players:	95/100	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	295
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5535
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13