Crafty Cray Cray Land: Where even creepers are like ‘nah, I’m good’

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is so amazing that you won’t even want to have sex with anyone else because you’ll be too busy having a blast with us! We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and even a hidden love potion recipe that will make you irresistible to all the other players.

So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be joining us for the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the hype is about!

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	176
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6109
Villages Defended:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchantments Applied:	149	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	195074	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ores Mined:	4030
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!

MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

AMERICANS, Boycott, Canadians, consumer behavior, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, disagreement, Economy, global impact, international relations, MapleCraft, nationalism, opinion, patriotism, Politics, protest, Services, solidarity, tourism, Trade, US goods

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!

ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Chinese loans, ChooChooCraft, connectivity, cross-border project, development aid, economic development, foreign relations, funding, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, infrastructure financing, international relations, Investment, long term partnership, Minecraft, Railway, regional integration., Server, Southeast Asia, Trade, Transportation, Vietnam

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟

CraftyKremlinFunCraft

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinFunCraft, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, exclusion, exclusionary practices, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, government relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, not invited, peace talks, russia, Saudi Arabia, source, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

LOL, ukraine be like “why no invite??” but don’t worry, ukraine can come join our minecraft server instead! we have peace talks with creepers and zombies in saudi arabia every day. ukraine can be the mediator between the skeletons and the villagers. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds that only ukraine can find. come join us for some epic minecraft fun and leave the politics behind!