Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Animals Bred:	167
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4515

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

mc.voxcraft.us

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

justminecraft.net

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9626	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ores Mined:	8554	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	New Chunks Explored:	749314
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Towns Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimension Hops:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Emeralds Found:	1623	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Farms Harvested:	248
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com