Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

dungeon craft survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3650
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	4537

It is still in development you will be notified when it is released follow here https://youtube.com/@47-game?si=-Bv69ha2GLpJuMMA until then please just volt for the server thank you

dungeoncraftmc.feathermc.gg

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

The Eradox SMP is a brand-new SMP server with McMMO, Land Claims, and an interesting storyline waiting to be discovered. Since launch, our community has grown into a friendly, chill, and welcoming environment that is always looking for new players to hang out with!!We hope to grow our community for all to enjoy, as well as offer a place for people to relax in their free time.

play.eradox.net

HurricaneMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to HurricaneMC, where your Minecraft journey transcends the ordinary! Immerse yourself in a world of custom terrain, face unique mobs, and wield powerful custom items. Our survival server is not just about building; it’s a community-driven experience. Forge your path with a player-controlled economy, where every action matters. Our friendly staff is here to guide you through the adventure. Earn all ranks in-game for free, make lasting friendships, and explore unknown events that add a thrilling twist to your survival experience. HurricaneMC isn’t just a server; it’s a dynamic, player-centric universe waiting for you to shape its destiny. Join us and embark on a journey like no other!

play.hurricanemc.com

BlizzardMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6557	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

play.blizzardmc.xyz

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3945	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	82	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6838
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Farms Harvested:	514	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Potions Brewed:	119
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dragon Eggs Found:	7903
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	173
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2721
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net