Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Towns Built:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1564	Dragon Eggs Found:	6194

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9538
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

cavetale.com

Valkycraft

Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9037	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

valkycraft.live

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

103.195.102.4

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ores Mined:	9787	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	120

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Magic Items Found:	2069
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

51.210.222.63:25681

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	494748
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Join the Kozers Universe Java Minecraft server!! (also compatible with Bedrock) From Towny to Faction to the new Creative Plot world, WE HAVE EVERYTHING!! Weekly server events are also broadcasted on Twitch!! (bi-weekly End event along with the World Games) {Server is still very new and is having things added every day} >========================< – Towny Earth Map : Jump into the obsidian portal in the HUB!! – Creative Plot World : Go through the glowstone portal in the HUB!! – Weekly Events on Twitch and Kick – Active and Dedicated Community

play.kozers.org

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	3206	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

mc.ecaz.net