Crafty Craplords: Where Shitposting meets Minecraft

Community, Crafty, Craplords, cyber, Digital, Digital culture, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, jokes, Laughter, love, meets, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, online humor, sarcasm, SHIT POSTING, shitposting, social media, trolling, viral, web

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers? Do you want a place where you can unleash your inner meme lord and shitpost to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your trolling needs!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to have fun and make everyone laugh with your ridiculous antics. Build giant statues of your favorite memes, create pixel art of internet celebrities, and prank your friends with elaborate traps that will leave them scratching their heads.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, a mysterious figure who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be able to outwit him and claim the title of Ultimate Troll?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and let your inner shitposter run wild, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2064	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	2089	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crops Grown:	3018

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2926	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	589436	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Buildings Constructed:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Votes:	3999

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com