Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Potions Brewed:	108
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magic Items Found:	5251

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crops Grown:	2023	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	6074	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3279	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	730
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	213
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	2836
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9119
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	230	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8951
Mines Excavated:	3236	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Villages Defended:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Votes:	9888

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	103
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org